Do you like to scream? If so, then you’ll love our latest blog post – 75 Scream Quotes! This list includes some of the best quotes from the 1996 movie, Scream. Whether you’re a horror movie fan or not, these quotes are sure to make you laugh and scream. So sit back, relax, and enjoy our list of 71 Scream Quotes!
Scream follows the story of Sidney Prescott, a high school student who is targeted by a mysterious killer. After her mother’s murder years ago, Sidney must confront the horrors of her past while trying to stay alive. She is aided by her friends, Dewey and Gale, who help her identify the killer. With each new twist and turn, Sidney is forced to confront her fears both real and imagined. As she struggles to survive against a demented foe, these quotes from Scream will make you scream with laughter!
Scream Quotes
- “Stupidity leak!” – Tatum Riley
- “Not in my movie.” – Sidney
- “My name isn’t Jesus.” – Kenny
- “Stupidity leak!” – Tatum Riley
- “Everybody’s a suspect!” – Randy Meeks
- “Who am I, the beer wench?” – Tatum Riley
- “You’re making popcorn?” – Ghostface
- “You’re not scared, are ya?” – Dewey
- “Janitors are your superior.” – Tatum Riley
- “Do you like scary movies?” – Ghostface
- “What’s leatherface doing here?” – Randy Meeks
- “Who am I? The beer wench?” – Tatum Riley
- “We all go a little mad sometimes.” – Billy Loomis
- “I always had a thing for ya, Sid!” – Stu Macher
- “As if. That’s all I’m saying… as if.” – Stuart
- “We all go a little mad sometimes.” – Billy Loomis
- “My mom and dad are gonna be so mad at me!” – Stuart
- “It’s the millennium. Motives are incidental.” – Randy Meeks
- “Billy Loomis and his penis don’t deserve you.” – Tatum Riley
- “Looks like you fingered the wrong guy, again.” – Stuart
- “Was that before or after he sliced and diced?!” – Randy Meeks
- “I never thought I’d be so happy to be a virgin.” – Randy Meeks
- “Guess I remembered the safety that time, b**tard.” – Gale Weathers
- “You sick f**ks. You’ve seen one too many movies!” – Sidney
- “I wouldn’t dream of breaking your underwear rule.” – Billy Loomis
- “It’s called subtlety, Stu. You should look it up.” – Billy Loomis
- “It’s the millennium. Motives are incidental.” – Randy Meeks
- “We’ve already played that game. Remember? You lost.” – Billy Loomis
- “Guess I remembered the safety that time, bastard.” – Gale Weathers
- “Why can’t I be in a Meg Ryan movie? Or even a good porno.” – Sidney
- “[What do you want?] To see what your insides look like.” – Ghostface
- “Corn syrup. Same stuff they used for pig’s blood in Carrie.” – Billy Loomis
- “What’s the matter Sidney? You look like you’ve seen a ghost.” – Billy Loomis
- “I’m sorry Deputy Dewey-boy, but we’re ready to go. Now! Okay?” – Tatum Riley
- “People treat me like I’m the anti-Christ of television journalism.” – Gale Weathers
- “What do I have to do to prove to you that I’m not a killer?” – Billy Loomis
- “No, please don’t [off] me, Mr. Ghostface, I wanna be in the sequel!” – Tatum Riley
- “Oh, God Kenny. I’m sorry but get off my fucking windshield.” – Gale Weathers
- “Corn syrup. Same stuff they used for pig’s blood in ‘Carrie’” – Billy Loomis
- “That is so sexist. The killer could easily be female. Basic Instinct.” – Tatum Riley
- “Please don’t kill me, Mr. Ghostface. I want to be in the sequel!” – Tatum Riley
- “There are certain rules someone must abide by to survive a scary movie.” – Randy Meeks
- “Bam, bitch went down! ‘I’ll send you a copy’ Bam! Sid, superbitch!” – Tatum Riley
- “People treat me like I’m the anti-christ of television journalism.” – Gale Weathers
- “I will totally protect you. Yo, I am so buff I got you covered, girl.” – Stu Macher
- “Now that Billy Loomis tried to mutilate her, do you think Sid would go out with me?” – Randy Meeks
- “What did mama tell you? When I wear this badge, you treat me like a man of the law!” – Dewey
- “I’ll send you a copy. BAM! B**ch went down. I’ll send you a copy. BAM! Sid! Superb**ch!” – Tatum Riley
- “See, you push the laws and you end up [gone]. Okay, I’ll see you in the kitchen with a knife.” – Randy Meeks
- “Jamie Lee was always a virgin in horror movies. She didn’t show her t**s ’til she went legits.” – Randy Meeks
- “This is the moment when the supposedly dead killer comes back to life, for one last scare.” – Randy Meeks
- “It’s so sad. her mom and dad found her hanging from a tree limb, her insides on the outside.” – Tatum Riley
- “Careful. This is the moment when the supposedly dead killer comes back to life, for one last scare.” – Randy Meeks
- “Now Sid, don’t you blame the movies. Movies don’t create psychos. Movies make psychos more creative!” – Billy Loomis
- “If I’m right about this, I could save a man’s life. Do you know what that would do for my book sales?” – Gale Weathers
- “If you were the only suspect in a senseless bloodbath” – would you be standing in the horror section?” – Randy Meeks
- “If you hang up on me you’ll die just like your mother! Do you wanna die Sidney? Your mother sure didn’t.” – Ghostface
- “If I’m right about this, I could save a man’s life…do you know what that would do for my book sales?” – Gale Weathers
- “Now, Sid, don’t you blame the movies. Movies don’t create psychos. Movies make psychos more creative.” – Billy Loomis
- “You never told me your name…[why do you need to know my name?] Because I want to know who I’m looking at.” – Ghostface
- “Did we ever find out why Hannibal Lecter like to eat people? DON’T THINK SO! See, it’s a lot more scarier when there’s no motive, Sid.” – Billy Loomis
- “Not so fast, we’re going to play a little game. It’s called: Guess who just called the police and reported your sorry motherf**king a**!” – Sidney
- “Look, Kenny, I know you’re about fifty pounds overweight, but when I say hurry, please interpret that as, move your fat tub of lard a** now!” – Gale Weathers
- “The police are always off track with this s**t! If they’d watch Prom Night, they’d save time! There’s a formula to it. A very simple formula!” – Randy Meeks
- “Look, Kenny, I know you’re about fifty pounds overweight, but when I say hurry, please interpret that as move your fat tub of lard ass now!” – Gale Weathers
- “Don’t go there, Sid. You’re starting to sound like some Wes Carpenter flick or something. Don’t freak yourself out, okay? We’ve got a long night ahead of us.” – Tatum Riley
- “Tell me something. Did you really put her liver in the mailbox Because I heard they found her liver in the mailbox next to her spleen and her pancreas.” – Randy Meeks
- “Don’t go there, Sid. You’re starting to sound like some Wes Carpenter flick or something. Don’t freak yourself out, okay? We’ve got a long night ahead of us.” – Tatum Riley
- “You should never say ‘who’s there?’ Don’t you watch scary movies? It’s a death wish. You might as well come out here to investigate a strange noise or something.” – Ghostface
- “Oh, this is the greatest fun. You’re going to love this. We got a surprise for you, Sidney. Yeah, you’re going to love this one. It’s a scream, baby. Hold a second, be right back.” – Stuart
- “What’s the point? They’re all the same. Some stupid killer stalking some big-breasted girl who can’t act who is always running up the stairs when she should be running out the front door.” – Sidney
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Wrapping Up
The Scream franchise has been a horror movie staple since 1996, with its memorable lines and unforgettable characters. From Randy Meeks’ horror film trivia to Ghostface’s menacing one-liners, there is no shortage of classic quotes from the series. Whether you’re a die-hard fan or simply looking for a few scary movie quotes to start your next horror movie marathon, these quotes will have you screaming! So grab the popcorn, dim the lights and get ready to scream!